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The only actual Neo-Nazi games I’m aware of are RaHoWa (Racial Holy War), micro-published by the Christian Identity movement, and Varg Vikernes’ Myfairog. Myfairog is a generically functional fantasy RPG, since those almost write themselves, but RaHoWa was completely shit, both morally and mechanically. A modern day Turner Diaries simulator, with no included gun or explosive rules, and only one class could perform melee attacks.

I was (briefly) attached to an online video series where we planned on playing the worst RPGs ever made, and the most viable build possible is a Jew Gladiator. not only is it the only build that has all of its rules, it’s impossible to beat, RA(barely)W. Jews can debuff White Holy Warriors by bribing them (with no inventory loss required), and white people can’t save against Jewgold, outright losing a turn. The Jew then moves towards another WHW and hits them, and unless the WHW is also a Gladiator, cannot fight back. So basically a Jew has the unbeatable combat loop of bribing/stunlocking the gladiator goyim while beating everyone else to death with a bat.

It’s basically that scene with the Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds but all the PCs are the Nazi in the chair

That fucking rocks

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